Thursday, September 29, 2005

Advil, Mt. Dew, & Frank Zappa

This is how my morning started! My neck and head were absolutely killing me. So, the first thing I did was locate the bottle of Advil and consumed mass quantities!

After finishing off the Advil, I though to myself, "Man, you better get some caffeine in your system or you're going to be in trouble." Heading towards the coffee pot, I could see the little round pieces of mold sitting in the bottom of the pot...a great sign that I didn't clean out the pot the last time I made coffee (which I think was last Friday). Needless to say, I rinsed out the coffee put and immediately put it in the dishwasher. I did think, "Well, a little mold is good for you...Penicillin is okay!"

Then, I noticed a bottle of Mt. Dew left over from Tuesday nights something gathering. So, I got a Scotty's Brewhouse cup, filled it with ice, and poured over the liquid caffeine and sugar combination that has satisfied my cravings.

After taking a few sips of the sweet nectar known as Mt. Dew, I headed upstairs to check my e-mail and read the on-line version of the Star Press. To pass the time while I was reading, I decided to put in a CD. This mornings choice, the Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation disc by the one and only Frank Zappa.

"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow!" Of course, I think my favorite song on the album might be Uncle Remus..."I can't wait 'til my fro is full grown!"

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